Not always a safe getaway

This news article from the Daily Echo Thieves Pedal Off with Stolen Safe…reminded me of a story from quite a while back, about a safe that didn’t quite get away.

At some time two thieves had broken into the upper floor of the office at a power station and attempted to break into the payroll safe there. Having failed to remember the combination correctly or some other thing, which had got in their way, the thieves decided to steal the safe, not just the payroll.

The safe itself was large, probably a good 200KG in weight.  So the thieves knocked a hole in the double brick upper story office wall with a sledgehammer, and the safe was unceremoniously pushed out and onto the pavement about 15ft below.

It had been raining, but now at night it was only a cold drizzle. The thieves got a trolley and loaded the safe onto it. The safe didn’t sustain much damage, but it took some time to load onto their trolley. Finally catching their breath, the two must have then begun to push the trolley over to the car park, some distance from where the safe had landed.

Next morning when the police were called. The view from the broken office wall out over to the car park showed it was apparent that the thieves had ignored the rain, and taken a shortcut across the now muddy field intervening the concrete apron and their truck. They had made a getaway, but the trolley complete with safe, had it’s wheels solidly bogged deep in the field.

---- Appreciate use of the featured photo by M Styne :  CC License : Flickr

We finally have an evergreen Christmas tree…

Ok here is how it works for those interested…

Find a 22 ft Bay tree – yes the same kind of tree that you get bay leaves from.

Find a rope

  • Tie rope to tree and gradually pull it over till you have the top close enough to cut off.
  • Tie another rope just about 7ft from the top and tighten to a fence of something down at ground level.

Get a bush saw

  • Tie an old broken rake to the bush saw
  • with metal wire
  • wrap some gorilla tape around the saw handle holding the old rake handle tightly

now you have a saw that can reach up easy

  • Take care to loosen the first rope that is pulling the top of the tree over – this avoids tension on the saw.
  • Cut the top of the tree off just above the 2nd rope [about 6.5ft down from the top of the tree]

Now you have a tree top a bay tree top.

Carefully loosen ropes, put away saw, and say thanks to the bay tree —

Now for the bit that’s interesting – how to keep it green…

  • Get a 3.5 litre plastic container
  • put a towel in it
  • put bits of brick and stuff in it to pack the tree trunk into.
  • Then put the container [with the towel tree and bricks in] into another larger clay or decorative pot
  • pack stuff around the plastic container inside the decorative pot..
  • Stand up and admire the tree..

Fill up the inner plastic pot with water each day.. the bay tree top will continue to be green for well over a week with no noticable degradation in the leaves and no leaves falling off  – and smell fragrant as well.

On the whole – not a bad experiment in pushing the bay tree Christmas envelope.

Decorate easily

The secret gift from Enceladus

Journey of the Major Enceladians

A cold coming we had of it – The blue planet was nearer to the sun, and our astronomers had sent us there on a journey – out there in the interplanetary space.

We have lived in the Solar system for years – we had studied the stars out there beyond the rings of our own super planet, and other planets as well.  We had set off from our cosy home under the icy pole, where life was good, and out there we decided to eject using the South Enragion split stream, where the ejection magnetics and physical forces sent us far into the ring sky.

The whole magnetic thing was exciting us, as well as the prospect of finding some life there on Earth – it was to be a bit of a warm watery place – but we were well prepared.  Our craft stocked with food, itself generated by specific highly prolific life forms in jars on our spaceship shelves – with it special anti gravity made our place comfortable, – and the excellent viewing windows toughened against the cold and vacuous eternal night – so beautiful – stars everywhere – all the time of it coming.

Yet we three kings followed a particularly bright star off behind the Sun, on our way over to the Blue planet Earth, and we landed with a massive splash in the warmer waters of the sea in which was reflected that key star light and quickly made our way to land.  Looking up we quickly found it again and set off in it’s direction in the Earth sky.

New life forms passed us by and all kind of wonder, we found some clothes discarded by a hill, a seamless garment we tossed up for as well, a woman crying by a well, a poor girl stoned in the market place, people with loaves, people with fishes, we looked inside a room and saw people playing dice, we moved along and came to a stable door far where the star was guiding us.  The accommodations were satisfactory by our standards, but who were we to know after all, and the whole place was filled with angels and sheep and poor people who could not speak our language.  Silently we crept in, hooded with clothes we picked up to avoid conjecture.  We had brought gifts in from Enceladus and then we saw at that time – there was death and a birth – certainly – a new belief we found and left our lowly magnetic gifts behind for the benefit of the child, a new king certainly, but with a strange feeling we left…

We left the room…

and left the blue planet of iron and water..

and out past its barren moon its sky…

and out past the sun to swing past fast…

and into the cold dark space….

with warmth in our hearts

and out past the planets…

and into the rings of Saturn itself…

back to our dear Enceladus moon

seemingly alien to us now in the time of Christ.

Your name is Banana ?

There was a child kept looking through the door window strip of my Californian office. I saw here out of the corner of my eye – usually when I was on the phone actually – perhaps I had been disturbing her.  When I looked up, she would pull back out of view quickly. A few times in the course of the afternoon, this happened.  Always when I was talking loudly on the phone.

Some time later, I had stepped out, and equally the little girl came out from her mothers office, it seemed, and blocked my way in the corridor. 

“What’s your name ? I asked.

The girl, steady on her feet, probably around 7 years old, I thought.

“Brianna”, she replied quickly

“Banana ?”

“No Brianna !”

“Banana ? -mmm I never met anyone named Banana before” I teased.

She went back into her mom’s office.  I went onto another office.  I had got talking, once again in a loud Aussie voice I guess, to a big American guy – you know – also has a football helmet in miniature on his desk – and then the little girl burst in – hands on hips –

“Why don’t you talk regular ?.. she said. Then ran from the room with a smile.